A- "Man, anything but Abbott, anything but Abbott, I'm moving to Canada if he gets in!"
Me- "So where did you vote before work, cos I need to get somewhere in the next hour?"
A-" Uh, I'm not actually on the electoral role. I'm an anarchist, actually. Not many people know that."
2- At 3.45 yesterday after the Independents press conference.
Me- "Did you hear, Labour got back in? Are you excited?"
D-" It doesn't make an iota of difference to me."
Me-" How come? You don't vote?"
D-" No, because, no one can stop the music."
3- Yesterday, during the presser, Windsor has announced and Oakeshott is banging on.
Me-" Eeps, Windsor has announced! We're just waiting for Oakeshott now! "
R- " Wait, which one is Oakeshott? Is he the hotter one?"